Mandatory Movie Review
I went to Pirates this morning at 10:00am. Yes people I was up anyways. I don't know what is up with my new super natural lack of tired. I actually bought the tickets er ticket last night.
I'm not actually going to review it. That information might actually be useful to you and as you are aware: I don't do that.
I took my briefcase to the movies. It only cost me $5.00 for me and nothing for my briefcase. Apparently at AMC one carry on is gratis. I felt kinda pathetic with my briefcase as a companion, but shit what are you gonna do?
I will say that the medium cherry coke was nothing short of gigantic and my briefcase didn't drink it's share of it. MEDIUM. Not large people. MEDIUM. Even Mickey-D's has ditched the supersize. Alas I bitch about stuff that has been over bitched about already.
Sorry to disappoint: not cryptic, not grammatically correct, and certainly not funny.
I'm not actually going to review it. That information might actually be useful to you and as you are aware: I don't do that.
I took my briefcase to the movies. It only cost me $5.00 for me and nothing for my briefcase. Apparently at AMC one carry on is gratis. I felt kinda pathetic with my briefcase as a companion, but shit what are you gonna do?
I will say that the medium cherry coke was nothing short of gigantic and my briefcase didn't drink it's share of it. MEDIUM. Not large people. MEDIUM. Even Mickey-D's has ditched the supersize. Alas I bitch about stuff that has been over bitched about already.
Sorry to disappoint: not cryptic, not grammatically correct, and certainly not funny.
posted by J.R. at 9:31 AM
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