Multiple Choice

What bizarre thing did J.R. do recently?

a. Listen to Eminem while doing sudoku in the bathtub.
b. Have teriyaki salmon with an 11 year old wearing a Viking hat.
c. Calm down a little black dog named (not making this up) Blackford. (And no I didn't name him.)
d. Fall asleep to pink floyd without being stoned.
e. All of the above.