There should be a treaty

OK so as per usual I was going to the bathroom. You know like you do. Don't deny it. I'm in there standing at the ya know. Someone is talking. First off, Don't do that. I don't see anyone so Second this talking is coming from the stall. Is there cross stall talking going on? Um no. 2 doors open, one door closed lead me to the inescapable conclusion that this is not cross stall talk. Again, don't do that!

So then I hear the cell phone talking back to him. Oh sweet mother of, god dude is having a cell phone conversation from where he's sitting. (Feel free to insert the proper 'h' in that last word of that last sentence. I know I did.)

This should not be allowed. The cell companies should have some sort of porcelain detection system that prevents any type of conversation. OK fine text if you must, email if you desire, but oh my god shut the fuck up in the stall, OK? We're trying to pee out here.

Does this look infected?