Ah it's a 911 kinda morning

Yes I had to call 911 on the freeway.

I'm cruising down I-405 (Seattle east side) at about 8:45am. I see a kid bouncing up and down in the back of a car. I thought it was a dog. I look to see what breed and it was a homo sapien. A young one. A toddler. Bouncing up and down in the back of the car holding onto AC's head rest. (AC stands for Ass CLOWN) From here on out I will refer to said Ass Clown as "Ass Clown" for short.

I rolled down my window to yell at the fucker but he got ahead of me so I got his tag #. I called 911 got transferred to state patrol and gave up this ass clown's info. I saw him later kid still bouncing away. I hope they got him down in Bellevue. There is no excuse. I even tried to think of one. Nope. None. Ass Clown.

Oh and for the record it was a brown/gold VW hatch back tag# 779-URE. Oh yes if that's your tag number and you're pissed I put it on the internet please drop me a line through email and I'll let you know what I think. Better yet email me your phone number and I'll call you. That'll be fun. Ass Clown.