Half of nothing is still nothing?

OK so there is this store. It's actually a chain. It's call 1/2 price pots. So to be fair I have not been in it. Why the fuck would I do that? Let's talk about 1/2 price being in the name. 1/2 of what? Usually a sale refers to the regular price. Granted we all know that's total bullshit too. Whatever. 1/2 of what? I mean if it's 1/2 off your regular price. Wait that is the regular price so jesus we have to take another 1/2 off that. Is it 1/2 off the NYPE? (That would be the New York Pot Exchange) Wait that's something way different. Also can you justify an entire store full of pots? No pan? No plants? (I said it's not that kind of pot, idiot.) I like what they said about pot on South Park: "It's not dangerous. It's just a plant that makes you stupid."

So if we keep taking 1/2 off we end up with free pots. No not free pot you fucktard. (Sorry too much southpark, you cockbite. (Also too much red vs. blue apparently.))

So if you need a pot. Note the non collectiveness of that noun? A pot. Then get your ass to 1/2 price pots. It's right by the liquor store, dog. (Yeah I just watched 8 mile too. Sue me.)