Consolation: A years supply of Rice-A-Roni

I like to look at who reads this. I do it's kinda nutty, but I look often. I know who some of you are and some not so much. There is one in particular that I don't know, but I'm trying to figure out. I digress.

I mentioned Rice-A-Roni and now I'm google's #2 for the search string:

years supply of rice a roni

number two? Two? Not one? Please click. Click my link. Make google think I am the one stop for a years supply of Rice-A-Roni k?

I want to be #1 for a years supply of Rice-A-Roni. I do I need to be first on google's results for a years supply of Rice-A-Roni... k?

Click.. Go on Click. I should offer you a free Years supply of Rice-A-Roni, but I'm not going to offer you A Years supply of Rice-A-Roni. Nope.

Thanks.