Blog is back up
Obviously, right?
I had to go reboot the server. No biggie, as my friends who host it were out of town. It's um snowing here. So I really didn't want to pull down their driveway. They live at the end of a shared drive with like 4 or 5 other houses. So I pulled into it and drove right up to the ice which was at the top of the hill part leading down to the house. I stopped and an assclown who also happens to be their neighbor asks me if he can help me. Be aware I'm not blocking the drive at all. I'm off to the side. I tell him that I am doing a favor for (I named my friends by name here so he would know I actually knew someone here) and he tells me I can't leave my car where it is. I tell him, "I literally have to push one button then I'll be right back out."
I get back, "My wife is going to be home any minute" (I thought of a bunch of shit to say here and please be proud that I didn't say any of it.) So I ask where to park and he tells me I have to park on the street. OK fine. Then after I pull out he pulls out and parks on the street as well. I walk all the way down there and punch the button. Walk back out.
Message in a blogger: If you're that ass clown, well then you sir are in fact an assclown and I hope your remodel takes at least 30% longer than you planned, so there!
Note: "Assclown" is not in the blogger spellchecker... it should be.
I had to go reboot the server. No biggie, as my friends who host it were out of town. It's um snowing here. So I really didn't want to pull down their driveway. They live at the end of a shared drive with like 4 or 5 other houses. So I pulled into it and drove right up to the ice which was at the top of the hill part leading down to the house. I stopped and an assclown who also happens to be their neighbor asks me if he can help me. Be aware I'm not blocking the drive at all. I'm off to the side. I tell him that I am doing a favor for (I named my friends by name here so he would know I actually knew someone here) and he tells me I can't leave my car where it is. I tell him, "I literally have to push one button then I'll be right back out."
I get back, "My wife is going to be home any minute" (I thought of a bunch of shit to say here and please be proud that I didn't say any of it.) So I ask where to park and he tells me I have to park on the street. OK fine. Then after I pull out he pulls out and parks on the street as well. I walk all the way down there and punch the button. Walk back out.
Message in a blogger: If you're that ass clown, well then you sir are in fact an assclown and I hope your remodel takes at least 30% longer than you planned, so there!
Note: "Assclown" is not in the blogger spellchecker... it should be.


1 Comments:
Yay. Glad you're back. I was having some serious withdrawls!
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