Don't believe everything you read.

So I'm in traffic this morning. I spend a fair amount of my time in traffic. This morning a tanker truck ahead me had a warning diamond on it. Normally this wouldn't even make me look twice. Flammable. Corrosive. Danger! Biohazard (I guess that one is full of sewage? Blood? What? Ok no I haven't seen a tanker truck with biohazard on it. See? The title? Don't believe everything you read.

This one I did believe. The tanker truck had in on it's warning shield: Inedible.

Excuse me? I mean seriously there isn't much that could come out of a tanker truck that I would eat. (I don't consume much milk.) Do you really have to warn people not to put that in their mouths? I mean really. Oh honey pass me the hose from the tanker truck I'm thirsty. I wouldn't trust fucking water coming out of it for sure and maybe if it was pure milk chocolate flowing from the tanker into a lovely choc-o-falls in the shape of Snoqualmie then and only then might I venture a taste.

As a rule if it's coming directly from a tanker truck, fuck it I pass. I'm not that hungry/thirsty or even that stupid.