Play Wii... didn't go boom

My new PM here is a great guy and he brought in his new game console for us to try.(notice I couldn't bring myself to say wii?)

The controllers are fun. It's really cool at work to say hey man hand me that nun-chuck. (I never thought the singular of that would make sense, but it does in the context of a wii.) Clearly not a serious game console box. The graphics kinda suck.

I drove. I boxed. I pulled glass out of a guys arm and stitched it up and added antibiotic ointment... Then I bandanged it wrong and was scolded by the nurse. (For a sec I thought that might have been the point since up til then I hadn't found one.) Then I bandaged it right. Scolding stopped... (So, not the point) You can't make this stuff up.

He should have bled more. That would have been cool.