No spoon left behind?

OK I know how I can break a plate. They smash on the floor boo hoo you throw the pieces away and go back to Ikea and get another one. I'm missing a spoon. How does that happen? I mean I know it didn't go down the garbage disposal. That I can tell you first hand makes one hell-uv-a noise. So where the fuck is my spoon. It's a little one so I'm guessing one or both of the kids made off with it. What would they do with one spoon? You can't even kill anyone with a spoon. A fork, well if you're Martin Blank for sure, but a spoon?

I guess the dish ran away with it. Doh.