What if?
What if on your drive to work you were allotted one missile. Just one. You could use it on any car you wanted. It wouldn't be so powerful that it would hurt anybody, but it would really fuck up the paint job on some sweet import.
You just get one a day. Would you save your missile or use it before you even got on the highway?
What if there was a heads up display that gave each driver's "feedback" rating as they went by. You know like on eBay? Don't drive near me as 89% percent of drivers near me think I'm an ass monkey. It would show up on your windshield as you cruise on the highway and when you get positive/negative feedback your car makes a little noise. So no more need to honk you can just point (with your eyes of course) and say, "bastard" and the voice reco software picks up on that and gives them a ding. Maybe it even says "bastard" in a nice clear sexy navigation voice as you tool down the road. You know the hot babe that is constantly saying, "Make a legal U turn, dumbass." She'd say something like, "The driver behind you wants you to know you are in fact a prick."
Same goes for thank you's and the wave as you let someone in. Boosts your rating. a lot of people would be concerned that they keep a good rating. So maybe they would be more polite. It would quickly point out the sheep on I-5 as I have to cross it to get to the Seattle exits.
The driver ahead of you says, "sukkka!"
You just get one a day. Would you save your missile or use it before you even got on the highway?
What if there was a heads up display that gave each driver's "feedback" rating as they went by. You know like on eBay? Don't drive near me as 89% percent of drivers near me think I'm an ass monkey. It would show up on your windshield as you cruise on the highway and when you get positive/negative feedback your car makes a little noise. So no more need to honk you can just point (with your eyes of course) and say, "bastard" and the voice reco software picks up on that and gives them a ding. Maybe it even says "bastard" in a nice clear sexy navigation voice as you tool down the road. You know the hot babe that is constantly saying, "Make a legal U turn, dumbass." She'd say something like, "The driver behind you wants you to know you are in fact a prick."
Same goes for thank you's and the wave as you let someone in. Boosts your rating. a lot of people would be concerned that they keep a good rating. So maybe they would be more polite. It would quickly point out the sheep on I-5 as I have to cross it to get to the Seattle exits.
The driver ahead of you says, "sukkka!"
posted by J.R. at 12:24 PM
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