11 days to 38

Today some numbers:

I was born in 1969.
I've lived in 2 apartments, 4 states, and 6 houses. 2 of the houses I owned.
I've been employed by 8 companies. Most of them had to do with technology.

Since being anything older than a newborn, I've had 1 stitch and I think one broken bone. It was my toe and I didn't do anything about it. I've also had a couple of really good sprains. I've injured in some way most of my fingers. Yet I still have ten of them.
I don't know how many times I've been to the ER. Many of the trips being on either Christmas or Thanksgiving.

I've owned 11 cars. Only one was used. Six of them (and the one I drive most now) were Toyotas.

I've had three speeding tickets; first one, no contest; second, acquitted; third a deferment which is already up so while it was expensive it never hit my record.

I've been called (among many other things) "under performing" and "over insured" and yet I still manage to maintain some level of self esteem.

I know how lots and lots of magic tricks are done, but I probably know how to do a dozen or so.

I have two tattoos.

All this in almost 38 years. Are you impressed? I am.