All I really want for my birthday is to be number one

OK so I am a freak. Yes I know you know, shut up.

I've hit this keyword set twice and it's so weird I really want to be number one google search hit for: "kathleen turner overdrive sonic death monkey" so if you're bored. And come on you're reading this so we know that's the case. Just click that link then look for backtalk (I'm #2) right now and click back through to this blog. Soon google will get the idea that I am in fact the kathleen turner overdrive sonic death monkey expert and future searches will lead to me.

Seriously it costs you nothing. 2 clicks. A little search and I'm #1. I can't be far off I'm #2 now. And hey some google advertiser for sonic care monkey toothbrushes or some such will get more impressions... See? Everybody wins. Especially me. It is my birthday. Come on don't you want to see who else is an expert on that supreme subject? Just don't click them. K? and if you do come back and click me twice. k? k.