You can't make this shit up. (I hate the tv news)

I also can't do it justice. Just imagine the radio when that OH-MY-GOD-IT'S-NEWS guy with the loud shocked voice doing the voice.

Food expiration dates.
What food has expired, but is still on store shelves?
Worse! Find out who's eating it!
Find out on AssClownNews!!!

I'm not kidding that's the lead news story. OK I made up the name because I can't remember if it's king, or kong or komo or fox or whogivesaflyingfuck.

Seriously if it's milk don't drink it. Most expiration dates are to get you to toss shit out at home and buy new.

Idiocy.

Maybe I'm just old and cranky. I am almost 38.