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So as big ass corporations go this one on occasion will reorg. You know it happens and I'm old school I just chill about these things. I was thinking about the moves though. They move us all over the fuck and it costs money. Lots of it. What if they just threw everybody's name into a big ass hat (well ok it would be a database, but still just for effect) and placed us in random offices in random buildings with some kind of telecomuting junk and said go. Change jobs? no need to move this office is just as good as any other office.

What if we did it by seniority? Would building one have early bird specials in the cafeteria? Maybe they would have an AARP rep instead of someone from HR on site. The 'younger' buildings would have skate parks and be more like a college dorm in a big state school. A ginormous state school. OK Ohio State. Lots of alcohol and the "girls gone wild" folks would show up to do a special and find pretty much nothing to do. Oh we thought you said "dorks gone wild" sorry.