Tuesday, March 27, 2007

My lunch could change your life!

Everybody uses the example of blogging what you had for lunch as what not to post. I hear it again on the Merlin Show. Peeps (not so much Merlin) go on about how nobody wants to read about what you had for lunch.

What if I had a kick ass lunch today? What if you would have liked it?

What if I told you and you told your friend about this lunch I had and how great it was and your other friend who has had this crush on you since you were 8 and they were 7 but you never knew about it over heard it and said, "Hey we should go," but your friend (not the friend who has the crush) can't go so you go with crush friend and the meal is so great they confess their undying love for you and you are so happy because the food is so good and even though you never thought about your friend (crush friend, obviously) in that way it strikes you as particularly endearing that they would go out on a limb like this, that you instantly fall in love, live together and eventually (not right away) have ten thousand babies together. Turns out the non crush friend knew about "admires from afar" kinda friend and actually bailed to be nice to crush friend so they could have a shot at having their way with you which of course turned out to be for the best for everyone.

What if I didn't tell you what I had for lunch? No ten thousand babies, no undying love not even any good food. I could tell you and it might change your life. But you know, you aren't interested... Seriously it was a good lunch.

2 Comments:

Blogger Tom said...

So. . . what was it?

I want to know.

12:24 AM  
Anonymous carolyn said...

that is exactly the kind of what i had for lunch post i would be thrilled to read.

7:37 AM  

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