Um seriously is that your hair?

Dude you must respect the folicals. I just wanted to say that to the research guy who was presenting today. He had what one might goth hair. OK I'm losing my hair. I can admit that. It's like the last part of that auctioneer calling when something is being sold for way too much fucking money on one of those serious auction blocks. I mean like Christy's or something like that not like the estate auctions my parents dragged me to as a child in North Carolina. That's just one long sound, those guys never take a breath. It's a vowel movement. Anyways dude has goth hair. Likely dyed that black. I'm not sure that color of black exists outside of regions where the "event horizon" becomes an issue. OK fine so just fucking comb it. Yes you're smart. So smart you don't even need glasses to look smart ok so fine comb your mutherfucking if even just a little. OK I'm done.

I hate that when I read a book now I have to blow the hair off of it after...