Annoying is

You know that snoopy book Happiness Is? Each page is stuff that would make you happy with pictures like "finding your skate key" or "double jelly on a pb&j" or "Nailing the prom queen in 11th grade because she's drunk on tequila" Wait no that was something else entirely.

My book will be called annoying is and the first page reads:

"opening your garage and finding your neighbor parked in it"

OK yes they aren't blocking me in. But still there is plenty of shared drive for her to leave her SUV in but no she actually has it in my driveway up to my 3rd bay.