Who needs a watch?

I can tell time by my spam. Yes I'm talking about the spam the filters don't get on gmail. When the zones sends me mail about the latest computer gadget... lunch time.

When Dell sends me mail about the latest Internet special. (um aren't they only on the Internet?) then I'm late for my daily morning meeting.

Marriot Rewards comes in the early afternoon and then it's time to post to my blog.

I think I get one about increasing something some five hundred and eighty one percent later in the evening, and then I know it's time for... um... but, luckily, the spam filter gets that one.

I can tell time by the spam.