If it moo's
So we went to Yarrow bay grill last night to celebrate other Jen's victory over NaNoWriMo and we declared her: "Not a NaNoLAME-o" on an embroidered sweatshirt, but that's not what this post is about.
Nooo. When is a cow not just a cow? Rather when is a steer not just a steer. Maybe when you feed it Sake and give it a massage every day before it's sent to market. Kobe beef according to random links JenM sent me (I'm not posting them because I'm lazy and I think it's funny that if you try and search for beef related links you will get porn you did not know existed. Or maybe you did. Maybe you did and you were just there and you clicked here and now I'm in some beef related porno watching government database. Maybe)
So on the menu was just an awesome tenderloin that both Jen (other not girlfriend Jen.) had. I got the glaze and she opted to not have the glaze due to food allergies. Irrelevant. We both had the $44.00 beef. It was yummy. We wondered, even aloud about the Kobe $75.00 version of the same cut of beef. So at one point during the water fill we asked the bus boy if he'd ever had it. He responded that he'd had a bite of it. Our theory being it was for really stupid, really rich (usually not combined) people. He hesitated before answering and I filled in a very brief version of our theory and reiterated our questions: "Is the Kobe Beef actually that much better than the ordinary beef?" Again with the hesitation like his job was at risk! Hello! Then he just shook his head indicating no just go with the 44 magnum tenderloin with our without glaze or you'll be paying the stupid tax.
Nooo. When is a cow not just a cow? Rather when is a steer not just a steer. Maybe when you feed it Sake and give it a massage every day before it's sent to market. Kobe beef according to random links JenM sent me (I'm not posting them because I'm lazy and I think it's funny that if you try and search for beef related links you will get porn you did not know existed. Or maybe you did. Maybe you did and you were just there and you clicked here and now I'm in some beef related porno watching government database. Maybe)
So on the menu was just an awesome tenderloin that both Jen (other not girlfriend Jen.) had. I got the glaze and she opted to not have the glaze due to food allergies. Irrelevant. We both had the $44.00 beef. It was yummy. We wondered, even aloud about the Kobe $75.00 version of the same cut of beef. So at one point during the water fill we asked the bus boy if he'd ever had it. He responded that he'd had a bite of it. Our theory being it was for really stupid, really rich (usually not combined) people. He hesitated before answering and I filled in a very brief version of our theory and reiterated our questions: "Is the Kobe Beef actually that much better than the ordinary beef?" Again with the hesitation like his job was at risk! Hello! Then he just shook his head indicating no just go with the 44 magnum tenderloin with our without glaze or you'll be paying the stupid tax.
posted by J.R. at 7:36 PM
1 Comments:
I actually had a Kobe beef hamburger once. Now that seems like a stupid thing to do with the fancy massaged cows! As if it makes a difference anyway. Of course, this same restaurant deep-fried my fucking avocado. That's a sin in my book.
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