You like me! You really like me!

So my dad calls me up and tells me he's been googling my name (which is also his name). He's all, "Guess what I found!"

My first reaction was something as eloquent as, "ummmm."

It was some dumb patent site and then I googled myself... like ya do... and I found this.

My geek cred just went through the mutherfucking cocksucking goddamn roof. (Sorry, if you were in the industry you'd know you have stick with your genre so I've got to be seriously foul mouthed from here on out.)

All that just because I did something that any pocket calculator can do. Multiply.

You never really know what's going to float your boat until the tide comes in.