Ghost Cart
Last night at target (yes it was just over a cool hundred) before we went in it got really windy with the rain/snow/sleet combo going on and we saw a runaway cart. It wasn't just any cart it was two bratter. You know the kind where you strap two brats (or darling angels if you're in denial) in and then you push this ginormous cart around the store while yelling at them to keep off of each other and the stuff in the store and if that doesn't work you can always knock their heads together. You know the one.
So it's headed for a dude getting into his pickup. I figure he'll grab it. Nope it passes by him and he doesn't grab it. Headed for a Honda.... just misses. Hyundai? not so lucky. It pops into the front 1/4 panel and I figure that's the end of it... nope. He bounces off and heads for another car and at the last moment. As if it was under radio control it turns and heads off another direction. Missing the last car. As we drove out we saw it in the far corner of the lot where it could do no more harm.
At least until the wind shifts.
So it's headed for a dude getting into his pickup. I figure he'll grab it. Nope it passes by him and he doesn't grab it. Headed for a Honda.... just misses. Hyundai? not so lucky. It pops into the front 1/4 panel and I figure that's the end of it... nope. He bounces off and heads for another car and at the last moment. As if it was under radio control it turns and heads off another direction. Missing the last car. As we drove out we saw it in the far corner of the lot where it could do no more harm.
At least until the wind shifts.


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