Latest spam....

OK yeah I understand the spam idea and most of it does not offend me. I'm comfortable with my size and performance, but thanks anyways. No I don't want to meet any singles in my area who are up for any of those things that are described cryptically in the subject lines with lots of punctuation to try and fool my spam filter. I'm just fine. Still not offended.

But I say to the AARP: Fuck you. Seriously I'm not that old and no I don't owe you for the legislation you've lobbied for and no I won't join you and no I don't need a travel kit.

Seriously: fuck off for at least 20 more years then you can come knocking. And hell I probably won't even remember the spam by then or this entry so it'll be fine...