This just in

OK I could twitter this but I'm not see. I'm saving my blog. Save the blogs!

Blog version: It's fucking hot is what it is in this house. I think we have a heat poltergeist and I need carol-anne (do you think she hyphenated when she got married?) to get out of the TV and into the A/C. Oh wait we don't have A/C and for these weeks in August we suffer.

The twitter version would be: It's F'in Hot, Peeps.