Normally I wouldn't pick up

So it's 8:25 am (that's in the morning) on a saturday and the phone rings. I'm up 'cause I'm crazy and Jen's sleeping 'cause she's not.

I get it as quick as I can to keep from disturbing her.

Me: "hello" (annoyed)
Her: "Mr. Hughson" (pronounced correctly, but I know by the voice it's a telemarketer)

Me: "Do you realize it's eight thirty?"
Her: "yes"
Me: "in the morning?"
Her: "yes"
Me: "on a saturday?"
Her: "yes (no pause) I'm calling from xxx charity and we're calling to thank you-"
Me: cutting her off "Then that will explain this:" Click (actually slam, but I betting all she got was click.)

I think the strategy here is make me want to give you money so I can go back to sleep. Fuck you.