Starbucks Salted Caramel Signature Hot Chocolate

They sucker me about once a year. This time around it's getting cold and they have a new line of hot chocolate. Salted caramel sounds good ok.

I took the kids this morning to go get some. Well they had regular coco and I had the signature.

Someone somewhere said, "I know let's take hot chocolate and make it as much like coffee as possible and then sucker the non coffee drinkers in by putting whipped cream and some kind of cool sounding topping on it."

So after getting past the top stuff I worked my way into the drink. Foul. No other word for it except gross. Or disgusting. Possibly revolting.

More evil than diet coke evil. Yeah.

I know what they're up to those coffee smack dealers. This is the gateway drug. It's almost coffee for us non addicts so we'll fall into the trap.

Fuck you, Starbucks I'm not falling for it. Also? Foul.