So I had some dental work done this morning. I used an
iPod to drown out some of the sound and the dude used some drugs to drown out the pain. I tell you what though just being numb from the
drillin' pain doesn't protect you from the dude is pressing so hard on my jaw it feels like he's using his foot pain.
Just up until about an hour ago there was no way on this earth I was eating anything. So with the cafe in the state that it's in (it sucks) and me not having brought food. Yes I know it's better for you, cheaper, and all sorts of good for everybody. We still don't have a stove working. By working I mean we're afraid to turn it on and it at least needs a new heating element in the oven portion of the show. So I go look at the vending machine... um yeah... Nothing soft, just crispy to be had (Did I mention the dental work?)and I'm not in this for candy so... fuck.
I found some fig newtons. What if Sir Issac had been sitting under a fig tree? Would gravity be different? Would these lovely snacks be changed? I ask you?
Seriously it was just a local, I swear there was nothing mind altering.