The Return of Rain

The rain started again today. They say it'll be better tomorrow. Is he talking about the weather? I liked it better when he just talked about his food.

What's better? I'm happy the rain is back. oh now he *likes* the rain. idiot from seattle.

I'm always happy when the rain goes. Well which is it, asshole?

I guess I just like the change in season. That and bacon. I like bacon. Not again with the weather and the food. Jeeesus. I don't like him. I'm unsubscribing to his feed. That's it!

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